24.11.10

How To Make An Excuse Monster

1) On a blank sheet of paper, write down the first excuse that pops into your head when you ask yourself, “Why am I not writing anything?”

2) Crumple the sheet of paper into a ball and throw it into the corner of the room.

3) Grab a fresh sheet of paper and repeat the question-answer-crumple process until you run out of paper.

4) Pick out a crumpled excuse at random and flatten it back out.

5) Read the excuse back to yourself.

6) Flip the sheet of paper over and draw a pair of snake eyes.

7) Lay the eyes-side up on the top of the crumpled excuse pile, and voila, you have your very own excuse monster glaring at you from the corner of the room.

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